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lyrics

Why do we all have to be tan?
Different shades of a single master plan
It is all so boring
Baby I am snoring
Why do we all have to be tan

Black and white and zebra stripes!
Red and green would be so keen!
Purple blues and other hues!
These shades of tan just will not do!

If I were a genetic engineer
I'd do what I could to bring it here
Discrimination would be undone
If everyone were the only one

Why do we all have to be tan
And just a woman or a man
Neither both or something in between
I think that would be pretty keen but
Everyone is just... tan

Paisley plaid and polka dot!
Colors patterns are so hot!
Sure we could all get tattoos
But if I did it why would you?

If my idea were everyday
Of course my plea would go away
But other creatures can all have it
So we're unique on this planet?

Why do we all have to be tan?
Different shades of a single master plan
It is all so boring
Baby I am snoring, oh
Why do we all have to be tan

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from Love and Monsters, released 31 March 2011

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